From the Desk of Yardley Murchinson Vice-President of Customer Relations Big H Development, Tal Sharnis To Ernesto Garza Regional Director Reality Patrol, Tal Sharnis Bureau Dear Regional Director Garza, On behalf of my employer, Mr. H, and the whole team at Big H Development, I am writing to personally thank you and commend you for the Reality Patrol’s handling of the recent unfortunate incident at ThingTown Station. We were all pleased to hear from the City Council that you are about to close the rift known as the ThingTown Abyss once and for all. While we were saddened to hear that ThingTown Station and the thriving shopping district that had sprung up around it will not be rebuilt in its former location, we applaud the wisdom of your decision to put a permanent Reality Patrol facility at that site. We at Big H Development support you in taking this essential measure for public safety, as we have always supported the Reality Patrol. In fact, Mr. H himself is so appreciative of the work the Reality Patrol does to protect our fair city that he has insisted that Big H Development should offer you not only our vocal support but our material assistance. To show our support and appreciation for all that the Reality Patrol does for Tal Sharnis, we would like to offer to do the construction on your new facility, everything from laying the foundation to applying the final coat of paint, at no charge beyond the cost of materials and the wages of our highly skilled and dedicated workers. As the largest and oldest development and construction business in Tal Sharnis, active since the Salvage Years, Big H Development has played a key role in making this great city what it is today. Top interdimensional corporations like SwiftCorp have entrusted us with the construction of their Tal Sharnis facilities. As I’m sure you’re aware, Big H Development assisted the Reality Patrol in sealing the ThingTown Abyss last year when the rift first occurred. Not only that, but it was Big H Development that took the lead in the recovery of the neighborhood destroyed by that first incident. It was Big H that constructed ThingTown Station and the surrounding shopping district on the site of the wreckage left by that incident. The destruction of all our good work in that neighborhood, as a result of the devastating re-opening of the ThingTown Abyss in the recent terrorist attack, is a tragedy. But Big H Development, like the Reality Patrol, remains unbowed and committed to the good of Tal Sharnis, and to turning such unfortunate setbacks into opportunities. It would be our great honor to provide to the Reality Patrol the same top-quality development and construction work that we have provided to the city of Tal Sharnis for so many years. I look forward to meeting with you or your representatives at your convenience to further discuss how we can best be of service to you in the exciting venture of creating your newest facility. Sincerely Yours, Yardley Murchinson Big H Development
What a generous offer. Such heartwarming altruism and community spirit. I’m sure it’s completely legit and on the level.
See you next Wednesday,